Surprise?

Where's my supposingly surprise?

Dumb. How is it possible that I would still have my surprise..

What's the probability that today will be remembered? 50%
What's the probability that I would forget all the dates? less than 1%

Stupid phone. For reminding me about today.
Dumb me for counting every single day even before they have arrive.
Dumb me for setting reminders to remind me of them all.

I am just being stupid again.

Stupid Felicia.